One Slice Too Many

Pizza Federation is a small army that goes around maxing 10 maybe a tiny bit more yet “get lucky” when tournaments come around like Beach Brawl, Fight or Fright, Christmas Chaos? They have inflated numbers in tournaments yet when they come out of tournaments they’re weak and pathetic. Take the Beach Brawl for example, suddenly maxed approx 25 after maxing 5-12 consistently and what happened after the tournament??? They fell yet again but kept running their mouths off acting like big shots, getting into places they shouldn’t be getting into. We’ve seen your big act and we’re calling your bluff.

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War Training Mission

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Hello, Special Agents.

As I’m sure most of you know, we have entered war with the evil Anti-CP (ACP). Today we held a full contact war training mission on Mammoth. It wasn’t our best event, but we did alright. We maxed 25 and performed some pretty nice tactics. However, two of our leaders weren’t at this mission. I know that once we have the complete leadership present, we will be unstoppable.






Comment if you came!

We will show Anti-CP no mercy during this war. We also expect for their evil forces to show us no mercy. Keep your guards up, special agents. Good work today!

»Preѕιdeɴт Nιтroнaммer«

||Uɴғιɴιѕнed Bυѕιɴeѕѕ||


The Final Showdown – Invasion Of Ice Pond

Hello Special Agents.

After a couple battles with the Water Vikings, who deem themselves part of the Grand Alliance, which they really aren’t because they don’t assist their allies at all lmao, we have won all of our battles except for one. That one of course, they only won because we were a no-show. This was our final battle against them. They are simply a waste of time and are no match for us. Soon, we will move on to our next target. More war is coming. Operation 2 will soon be in effect. This is only the beginning. The light will spread to every corner, every crevice. Be ready SWAT. The Resistance is coming.

Today we invaded back the server WV took from us the other day. This was the battle we didn’t attend. We maxed 25 and averaged 23. We got up to 35 users on chat, but a lot of people were AFK. That’s unacceptable. If you are in SWAT and there is a battle, you must log on. If you cant attend, then don’t leave your account on chat. The tactics were also not very good. This is something we will work on the whole week before we move on to IW.

See you on the battlefield,

Bad, SWAT Commander

Our Next Target


So far in WW7 the SWAT has only lost one battle. That being the defense of Ice Pond which we will invade back on Saturday. We only lost because I got hit offline and no other leaders were on. WV isn’t really any competition for us, and I would hate to pound them more, after what we did to them in July. So, we will be moving on to the Ice Warriors. IW isn’t much bigger, but they will be a tougher opponent. The battle tonight and Saturday will be the last battles against WV. Ganger and I will be at both, so we expect better sizes than we have been getting all week.

See you on the battlefield,

Bad, SWAT Commander